1 definition by Pantyhose lover

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1) A piece of shit way to connect to the internet which offers the following services of disconnections, slow downloads, and/or high blood pressure that results in loss of temper.

2) See aol or hell.
Damn this porn video is fucking hot *fap fap fap* **pause because of still downloading**, oh god yes she is FINALLY taking her pantyhose off *fap fap fap fap fap*, for fucks sake I got disconnected and lost my boner! *fap fap* can't leave it hanging and have blue balls. *fap fap*
by Pantyhose lover June 17, 2005
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