1 definition by Panhandles kinks
Acronym : Pounding Orifice of Nice Asian. Those with la girthy penis and an Asian fetish who always seem to find the asain at the bar no matter how attractive or disgusting she is. Usually done while on a business trip or away from the wife. Asians are notoriously tight "lipped" so the getting the girth vader penis in is a challenge. When done correctly her vagina should say "feed me Seymour" (search this phrase in google images, you'll find the one)
Kris: how was your trip to Orlando?
Mat:I had my way with a very tight Asian.
Kris: so you engaged in PONA?
Mat: I am the PONA king!!!!!
Mat:I had my way with a very tight Asian.
Kris: so you engaged in PONA?
Mat: I am the PONA king!!!!!
by Panhandles kinks March 30, 2013