Mattvocating

Verb. to defend any type of pedophilic behavior.

Entomology: A very, very creepy bartender.

Jack: “All I’m saying is he made a lot of money selling cocaine at the prom.”
Jill: “Stop mattvocating for him.”

by Palestrina May 02, 2022

Hatrick

Ejaculating in each hole, mouth, vaginal, anal, within a 24 hour period. Rare. Not an easy task.

“I did a hatrick this weekend on my girl and I’m exhausted.”

by Palestrina December 23, 2023