Definitions by Paddy Wagon Don't Play

Paddy Wagon Points 

A scoring system for how attractive one's physique is.

Damn that paddy wagon is fine as hell, I rate it 8 paddy wagon points

Paddy Wagon Points by Paddy Wagon Don't Play December 28, 2021

Paddy Wagon 

1. A sexually attractive part of a person's body.
2. Someone who you don't want to mess with.
3. A police van.

Damn girl, you rockin' that paddy wagon in the back.
Damn dude, you cut, got them paddy wagon pecs.

You mess with paddy wagon, paddy wagon mess with you.
You don't rough and tumble with paddy wagon.

Don't drop the soap in the paddy wagon.

Paddy Wagon by Paddy Wagon Don't Play December 23, 2021