PURPLE SHIZNAPP LLAMA's definitions
when someone (usually a teacher)says something that some people find funny, but the normal ones find awkward. the person is usually trying to be funny. it is usually followed my an awkward pause or silence, disrupted by the shiznapper asking a question such as "are we ok?"
TEEN LIVING TEACHER: "your first period is called a menarche. not you boys, if you are bleeding from your penis, please see a doctor"
STUDENTS: *awkward silence*
TEACHER: "are we ok?"
STUDENTS: "awkward silence" (thinking 'is she really saying this?!?!')
TEACHER: "Oh, and remember girls, sharing makeup spreads bacteria. its just as dirty as sharing a tampon. girls, would you share a tampon or maxi pad?"
STUDENTS: *awkward silence*
TEACHER: "are we ok?"
STUDENTS: *...awkward silence...* (thinking 'omg stfu already!')
^^^actual conversation of shiznapp^^^
STUDENTS: *awkward silence*
TEACHER: "are we ok?"
STUDENTS: "awkward silence" (thinking 'is she really saying this?!?!')
TEACHER: "Oh, and remember girls, sharing makeup spreads bacteria. its just as dirty as sharing a tampon. girls, would you share a tampon or maxi pad?"
STUDENTS: *awkward silence*
TEACHER: "are we ok?"
STUDENTS: *...awkward silence...* (thinking 'omg stfu already!')
^^^actual conversation of shiznapp^^^
by PURPLE SHIZNAPP LLAMA May 13, 2009
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