Dawson

A big wuss that cries over every single detail. He probably only has friends that are girls because he can’t be a real man.
Antonio: Ugh, I hate Dawson! He told on me because I was running in the halls! Can’t he take a joke!?
Henry: I know right? He probably pours milk before the cereal.
by PUNCH-OUT!!! November 28, 2022
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James

The best person to exist ever, if you know a guy named James, you are set for life. The people named James are so cool in high school they make the emo kid not want to kill theirself.
Bob: Oh man, I heard James is having a pool party over at his house! This is going to be the best party ever!
Charlie: Man, I didn't get invited!
Bob: Sucks to be you then. :(
by PUNCH-OUT!!! November 26, 2022
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