Definitions by PRAISE THE LAWD
sea potato
A fat ass manatee. Like so fat Honey Boo Boo's mom would tell it to eat a salad.
Could also be a swimming McDonalds customer.
Could also be a swimming McDonalds customer.
"What is that? A Godzilla sized shit?"
"Nah man, that's a fucking sea potato. It's probably binge watching Netflix and crying into a pillow right now."
"Nah man, that's a fucking sea potato. It's probably binge watching Netflix and crying into a pillow right now."
sea potato by PRAISE THE LAWD May 2, 2016