Definitions by POISON DART

Hum A Johnson 

The combination of slobbing on a nob and humming one's favorite tune.

"I hum far too much johnson for my own good."

"I have an idea, how about you hum a johnson!"

"I'm gonna go tame that ass."

"I hooked up with a bitch last night."
"Did she hum your johnson?"
"Naw she gave me that gum job cus she had no teef."

Hum A Johnson by POISON DART August 25, 2008

Fooding 

Yummsy brown kibbles, eaten at two Smitty gulps per second.
Syn: din-din

"Let's fooding."
"Aight."
"Woof."

Fooding by POISON DART August 22, 2008