Hum A Johnson

The combination of slobbing on a nob and humming one's favorite tune.

"I hum far too much johnson for my own good."

"I have an idea, how about you hum a johnson!"

"I'm gonna go tame that ass."

"I hooked up with a bitch last night."
"Did she hum your johnson?"
"Naw she gave me that gum job cus she had no teef."

by POISON DART July 28, 2008

Fooding

Yummsy brown kibbles, eaten at two Smitty gulps per second.
Syn: din-din

"Let's fooding."
"Aight."
"Woof."

by POISON DART July 25, 2008