Definitions by PJ greengrass

Masturbatron 

an incredibly shy transformer who isn't seen in any films because he is constantly masturbating. he doesn't like vaginas, only his hands. and he'll always check your oil

director: god damn it masturbatron, can't you stop jerking off for 5 minutes?
masturbatron: i can but i dont wanna

Masturbatron by PJ greengrass January 23, 2010