Definitions by P.J. O'Rourke

gabrielino circle-jerk 

a speech competition where those doucheGABs take first and even close out in all the events

"Spring Varsity was a fucking gabrielino circle-jerk, again"

gabrielino circle-jerk by P.J. O'Rourke April 13, 2008

Team Love 

A record label started by Conor Oberst of the band Bright Eyes. It has released albums by musicians including Tilly and the Wall, Mars Black, Jenny Lewis, David Dondero, Craig Wedren, A Weather, Gruff Rhys, The Shortbus Movie Soundtrack, McCarthy Trenching and Willy Mason.

"I thought Bright Eyes was on Saddle Creek"

"They are, but Motion Sickness was released on Team Love"

Team Love by P.J. O'Rourke October 3, 2007