Definitions by P. V.

suctomer 

1) A really bad customer, usually with "I'm always right" attitude.
2) A sucker.

That suctomer of yours called back. She still wants free shipping to Hong Cong, and she's being anal retentive about it.

I just sold him the car at 200% over market rate. Heh, suctomers.

suctomer by P. V. September 15, 2007