2 definitions by P. Sniffer
The gargling of jizz immediately following a blowjob over the blowee's dick in a bubbly, spitty manner accompanied by a forceful neigh. (Picture a blower with a mouthful of dick and freshly erupted jizz imitating precisely the sound of an excited horse.)
Dude, my girl cum humphreyed me so loud last night that the neighbors phoned local authorities. I had jizz spattered all over my Tommy Hilfigers.
by P. Sniffer May 2, 2008
flawlessly delicious menstro-choco brownies formed from the friction between unprotected, severely un-showered C, V, and/or A.
A sufficient supply of fudgefucks were formed pulverizing my bitch hoe to ensure an incredibly enjoyable bedtime snack.
by P. Sniffer May 2, 2008