Póg Ma Thoin's definitions

Painball

A game of pool (sort of) where two gladiators pick a side to defend (the two holes at opposing ends of the table) while holding either the cueball or 8ball with one hand and try to knock the rest of the balls into the opponent's holes using the controlling ball (or your knuckles if you're lucky enough to get them smashed between your ball and another). In other words: airhocky, but everything is replaced with poolballs. There is no changing hands and the first person to let go of their ball (even for a second) or score the least balls on the enemy loses.

I can't finish my thesis today because my fingers are fucked from last night's Painball.

by Póg Ma Thoin January 2, 2009