The worse and most deadly succubus this world has seen, being far more evil than satan, far more lustful than Slaanesh, and far more diseased than Nurgle, beyond an avengers level threat, she has threatened to find her friends nephew who is barely of legal age, just to fuck him, and having done it with 1000 men, in just one day, planning to go for 2000 men in the same amount of time, with no rules, no safe word, no regard for her own life or the herds of sheep-men marching toward their doom, if any man on your life mentions interest in participating, or interest in her in general I urge you to make them seek help, from a therapist and a priest, for lust incarnate has taken hold upon their soul, and if you can not, either from them not listening or you not having the funds or means to, then kill him, for death by stabbing or gun or infinitely more merciful than them having their body split in two by all the diseases they WILL contract from Bonnie Blue.
Person 1:Yo dude did you see Bonnie Blue is doing a two thousand man challenge?
Person 2: I have, it’s a shame any human has drawn themselves to such a thing, to drag others down with themselves to hell.
Person 2: I have, it’s a shame any human has drawn themselves to such a thing, to drag others down with themselves to hell.
by Oxorgan luvor June 12, 2025
Person 1:yo I just saw the borderlands movie
Person 2: oh my god I’m so sorry to hear that are you okay
Person 1: no it made me wanna kill myself
Person 2: oh my god I’m so sorry to hear that are you okay
Person 1: no it made me wanna kill myself
by Oxorgan luvor August 14, 2024