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A masturbation technique where you put a blonde wig on your jerking hand so it looks like a blonde is fellating you.
Bro, who was that blonde chick that was blowing you last night?
Dude, that was no chick I was givin myself a blonde date.
Dude, that was no chick I was givin myself a blonde date.
by Otto Parts June 6, 2010
Get the blonde date mug.A turtle test is when you're not sure if you need to fart or shit, so you relax your butthole and push a little, and if a turtle's head peeks out, you clench your ass so you don't shit yourself. That is a "positive" turtle test. A "negative" is when a fart comes out.
Dude, pull over, I've gotta take a shit.
No way Bro, can't you just fart or something?
I just did a turtle test Dude, and it was positive. Pull over before I shit in your car.
No way Bro, can't you just fart or something?
I just did a turtle test Dude, and it was positive. Pull over before I shit in your car.
by Otto Parts December 12, 2012
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