Oscart Mattball's definitions

Batwing Balls

The long fold of scrotum that grows over time as a man grows older.

Example:

Sylvester: Hey honey I’m feeling a little frisky. How ‘bout we roll in the deep together?

Helga: are you fucking kidding me? How can I even fuck that limp pole when you have batwing balls the size of a shower curtain?! 🦇

by Oscart Mattball May 17, 2022

id-iology

Idiology is that perfect balance between idiocy and ideology for which people will blindly vote for. They will vote for people who are even mass murderers (as an example) and defend their vote, simply because they are running under a particular party that the voter is registered for.

John: I can't believe that Charles Manson and Ted Bundy have just been elected President and Vice President of the United States of America.
Jane: I am shocked myself. Isn't Ted Bundy dead?
John: Is he? All I know is that my neighbor voted for them. He expresses his id-iology so well.
Jane: Agreed! He should be so proud of his idiological behavior!!!

by Oscart Mattball October 14, 2016