Oscar & Stella's definitions

Cozmos

To completely ignore or dismiss. To act like something does not exist.

He Cozmos his homework and watched TV instead.

by Oscar & Stella December 1, 2025

Free Range Fart

Obnoxiously and loudly passing gas indoors around others or in other inappropriate situations as if one is outdoors by oneself.

He shockingly released a Free Range Fart right at the dinner table.

by Oscar & Stella July 1, 2024

Toilet Margarita

An explosive, liquidy, uncontrollable bowel movement which splatters and sprays fecal material around the rim of the toilet before your fully able to sit down.

After an evening of binge drinking and eating Mexican, he raced to the bathroom and had barely lowered his pants before creating a Toilet Margarita.

by Oscar & Stella September 26, 2023

Free Sneeze

To sneeze without restraint or any attempt to cover up. Possibly propelling cold, flu or Covid to nearby bystanders.
To rudely and openly sneeze without regard to the well being of others close by.

That idiot free sneezed right in the middle of the crowded elevator.

by Oscar & Stella February 2, 2022

Free Sneeze

To sneeze without restraint or any attempt to cover up. Possibly propelling cold, flu or Covid to nearby bystanders.
To rudely and openly sneeze without regard to the well being of others close by.

That idiot free sneezed right in the middle of the crowded elevator.

by Oscar & Stella February 2, 2022