2 definitions by Ornage 🍊

Ronda Rolls

When an obese person is so overweight that grotesque, corpulent chunks of blubber grow from moist places of the body, such as the pits.

Guy 1: Hey dude check out who’s comin’ our way

Guy 2: Hell yeah, Ronda rolls coming in hot!

Guy 1: I love me some Ronda rolls.

by Ornage 🍊 December 10, 2021

Slopester

A person with a grotesquely large nose, usually saggy and/or bumpy like a ski slope.

Abby was yet again rejected by another guy for the third time this week. Sighing, she states, “I’m not kidding, Anna. It’s literally because of my slopester!”

by Ornage 🍊 December 10, 2021