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We wife had a near death sexperience last night, flying ogf of the couch, hurting her leg and almost knocking herself out.
by Orik T. Viking December 7, 2021
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Physical trauma that occurs during or because of sexual acts, leading to a noticeable injury that often has to be explained to others.
Physical trauma that occurs during or because of sexual acts, leading to a noticeable injury that often has to be explained to others.
Bob: "Why are you limping?"
Dave: "I feel out of bed, when my wife repositioned during sex last night."
Bob: "Nice! A sex injury."
Dave: "Yeah, thanks."
Dave: "I feel out of bed, when my wife repositioned during sex last night."
Bob: "Nice! A sex injury."
Dave: "Yeah, thanks."
by Orik T. Viking December 11, 2021
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