magic asshole

A trick played by a "fatal attraction" lover where they fill their asshole with super glue before lube, such that later after you wear through the lube you get stuck with them permanently.
I have a magic asshole! What he stuck in will never come out!

Yeah a magic asshole is a very dirty trick - but it works! He will never cheat again.

With a magic asshole he has to leave a little something behind if he tries to cheat.
by one trick pony February 15, 2010
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Glitched

To be super weird, awkward, cringey, and make no sense at all.
Justin: HEy did you see Greg acting like a dog yesterday?
Ryan: Yeah that kid is glitched as fuck
by One trick pony May 15, 2017
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