When you gotta deuce, but it’s no ordinary deuce. You definitely have the faddles. The internal temperature rises the stomach starts bubbling and the shakes and sweats follow. Before finally a thick coating is left on 3/4 of the throne interior. And a relief like no other comes over you, almost euphoric.
Whomever - “wtf is wrong with you, it’s like septic tank exploded in here”.... “ Sorry I have the Faddles.”
by One time for Sharon December 03, 2020