matthew woodward

a strange being that is rumored to have a strange set of eye brows half way up his forehead. legend has it that they will help everything they see until the world has been helped

"wow look at those eyebrows, they remind me of matthew woodward"

by One puff May 21, 2016

Sharsam

When you orgasam so hard that you end up shitting yourself

Becky made me Sharsam so hard last night

by One puff July 03, 2017