1 definition by One lunatic and her dog
The term 'popular girls' is pretty inaccurate; they are infact 'girls who are evil but everyone pretends to like because they don't want to get beaten up', but that takes too long to say.
Identifying them is easy; you can see their make-up from outer space and they'll usually be talking about how they got off with the guy her 'best friend' is going out with. At parties they'll be the ones rolling on the floor off their faces on any form of alcohol they can get.
They hang around in groups of at least 3, I suspect this is because they are worried that if they wonder around they may be set upon by the entire year. They find it absolutely hilarious to terrorise everybody in school, (this includes the teachers).
Most of them are actually really insecure, however this means they just fish for compliments all the time and their so called friends climb over one another to suck up.
One day we shall destroy them, but until then they are best avoided by all.
Identifying them is easy; you can see their make-up from outer space and they'll usually be talking about how they got off with the guy her 'best friend' is going out with. At parties they'll be the ones rolling on the floor off their faces on any form of alcohol they can get.
They hang around in groups of at least 3, I suspect this is because they are worried that if they wonder around they may be set upon by the entire year. They find it absolutely hilarious to terrorise everybody in school, (this includes the teachers).
Most of them are actually really insecure, however this means they just fish for compliments all the time and their so called friends climb over one another to suck up.
One day we shall destroy them, but until then they are best avoided by all.
Popular girl A; "OMG! Did you see C's hair, it looks SOOO cheap!"
Popular girl B; "OMG! I know, like, it is totally sad! And her boyfriend is such a LOSER!!"
Popular girl C; "Hi guys! Like my new heirdo?"
Popular girl A; "Oh it looks FABULOUS! And, by the way, I LOVE your boyfriend, he's so CUTE! Let's go bully the year 7's!"
This is why you should never attempt to become friends with popular girls. They will betray and humiliate you for their own amusement.
Popular girl B; "OMG! I know, like, it is totally sad! And her boyfriend is such a LOSER!!"
Popular girl C; "Hi guys! Like my new heirdo?"
Popular girl A; "Oh it looks FABULOUS! And, by the way, I LOVE your boyfriend, he's so CUTE! Let's go bully the year 7's!"
This is why you should never attempt to become friends with popular girls. They will betray and humiliate you for their own amusement.
by One lunatic and her dog March 20, 2007