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Oliver

Oliver (pronounced oli-vah, in this context) is a fairly new term originating from the suburbs of London which describes a boner which exceeds 100% intensity. It is rarely achievable for your average young male, but a virgin married man on his honeymoon often experiences an oliver when having sex with his wife for the first time. Olivers tend to release huge ejaculations.

James: so did Lydia get you hard last night, then?
Nathan: hard is an understatement, that lass gave me an OLIVER!

by Oliver twistopher the eighth July 23, 2017