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1. Old Man Withers was the owner of the haunted amusement park in the moive "Wayne's World." If you watch the movie carefully he appears at the beginning as well as the end. He is eating donunts at the bar and Wayne asks, "How is the amusement park going Mr. Withers?" We don't see him again until the end of the movie during the Scooby Doo ending sequence.

2. A humorous name given to old people you dont know
"Look at that Old Man Withers over there at the counter, he can stand."

"Oh my god, its Old Man Withers from the Haunted amusement park!"
by old man withers November 11, 2006
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Bell Grande Shit

A massive bowel movement caused by eating those 99 cent half pound burritos off of the "Bell Grande Vaule Menu" at Taco Bell aka taco hell. The explosive shit that sprays the toilet looks exactly like the inside of one of their burritos, and if you got consumed enough of them (ususally in a drunken haze), the shit will actually smell like beans. After a bell grande shit, it takes half a roll of toilet paper to wipe properly.
"I just blew out the bathroom with a horrible bell grande shit. After smelling it though, I kind of want to get more taco bell."
by old man withers November 11, 2006
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Cotton Chops

Extreme dry mouth that follows smoking marijuana.
"That blunt just gave me the worst cotton chops I have had in a while, we need to get some water"
by old man withers August 18, 2006
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