Definitions by Old Guy Slayer

Dusty Facial 

When an old man ejaculates on someone's face.

Larry just gave Luis a Dusty Facial

Dusty Facial by Old Guy Slayer June 21, 2011

Smuggling Wookies 

When a woman hasn't shaved in awhile.

Oh snap! Somebody call Han Solo, that girl be smuggling wookies!

Smuggling Wookies by Old Guy Slayer June 21, 2011