Definitions by Old Bae

Condom Conundrum 

When you know that shit doesn’t feel the same with one, but you’ve slipped one past the goalie in the past and you can’t tell her the last time you got your shit tested so she’s super gay about it and makes you wear a condom.

"When was the last time you got tested?"
"No clue."
"And you're already a dad?"
"Yes."
"Looks like we go a condom conundrum on our hands here."

Condom Conundrum by Old Bae December 3, 2017

porn star ass 

How a fuckboy tries to compliment a fit girl's butt, but is actually mildly insulting her.

"That asshole told me I had a porn star ass. What the hell?"

porn star ass by Old Bae November 28, 2017