woahxlixy

Best valorant player in cord, woahxlixy is a trash one trick kj who is hardstuck bronze but plays all day every day. somehow he is still best in cord but, he has a rival... ERIC DONG, eric is a ancient being who sounds like a snake when ever he talks, eric is a very good valorant player , btw he is carired to plat 2. eric is a loser btw no one likes him he wishes his brother was his boy friend... btw eric if ur reading this RATIO.... ERIC DONG VS WOAHXLIXY
Eric: Ā, anata wa mada watashi ni chōsen shite imasu ka?

Woahxlixy: Iya watashi wa anata ni chōsen shite imasen IM kore o owara seru tsumoridesu! ! !

Eric: JUST TRY ME YOU MONKEY!!

Woahxlixy: AAAAAAH! ! ! !

Eric: AAAAAAH! ! ! !

Woahxlixy: * Smirk* ... * Warai* kare - kare wa wa wa wa - HAHHHAHAHAH!

Eric: Nani... ? Fukanō!

Woahxlixy: Hahaha anata wa hontōni watashi o uchi makasu koto ga dekiru to omoimashita ka? IM tōruandoburakku wa anata no nō no dōtoku o shiyō shimasu.

Eric: *dies of lispyness death*
by Oksman@23 February 02, 2022
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