Definitions by Ohioan By Choice

Dawgy Paddle

That thing African Americans do (or don’t do if we’re honest) in the pool. You know exactly what we mean.

“Man, Jerome done did the dawgy paddle. Rest in peace homie.”

Dawgy Paddle by Ohioan By Choice December 2, 2023

MMS 

MMS stands for Menthol Muff Syndrome, and is characterized by the bizarre behavior women exhibit after topical menthol products, such as icy hot, come in contact with the muff.

“No! Help! It’s burning! What do I do?! I’m suffering from MMS!”

MMS by Ohioan By Choice November 18, 2023