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Umbreoning

Umbreoning, where you go to the small Asian boy’s house you’ve been seeing to get freaky but instead there’s a voided one prowling in the shadows who bulbasaurs you(to bulbasaur is to pull out your jimmy john, yell “Bulbasaur I choose you” and then hits you repeatedly with it while yelling “use vine whip”), pulling out their tentacle and sliming you while shouting “use dark pulse”.

Person 1: I went to Leonder’s house last night
Person 2: oh nice how did that go?
Person 1: The voided one got me again, they engaged me in some umbreoning in
Person 2: uh oh

by OhGreatJimmyJohn August 27, 2025