Definitions by Oh god where is my glube

TI-84 Sledge hammer 

A sledge hammer that instead of a regular steel hammerhead, has a TI-84 on it. The TI-84's superior structural quality allows for more accurate and harder swings. Also calculates the best trajectory needed for the most optimal outcome.

"I bought some shitty sledgehammer from whore depot and the head instantly fell off"
"Bro just go to howes and buy a TI-84 sledge hammer. Best purchase i have made ngl"

TI-84 Sledge hammer by Oh god where is my glube November 16, 2022

Glube 

when you use glue as a lube, whether it be to fuck your wife in the ass or jerk off. Only used when lube is not available.

"Brooo, yesterday i ran out of lube to jerk off, so i had to use some Glube."

Glube by Oh god where is my glube November 16, 2022