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A sexual move in which one person (male or female) shoves a Gordita up a mans ass whilst giving said man a blowjob while humming “La Cucaracha”.
Person 1: “Hey, I heard you got with Max last night! How was it?”
Person 2: “It was great, expect for when he asked me to give him the ol’ Rusty Torres... I was thoroughly confused.”
Person 2: “It was great, expect for when he asked me to give him the ol’ Rusty Torres... I was thoroughly confused.”
by Offensive Offender February 4, 2020
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