Benjamin
(ben-juh-min)
An annoying little cunt with no friends who won’t shut up. Overcompensates for his tiny peepee by spending way too much time at the gym, flexing muscles nobody asked to see. Usually short, loud, and desperate for attention — the kind of guy who thinks he’s intimidating but everyone’s just laughing at him.
(ben-juh-min)
An annoying little cunt with no friends who won’t shut up. Overcompensates for his tiny peepee by spending way too much time at the gym, flexing muscles nobody asked to see. Usually short, loud, and desperate for attention — the kind of guy who thinks he’s intimidating but everyone’s just laughing at him.
“Don’t invite that Benjamin, he’ll just show up alone, flex his biceps, and talk about himself while nobody listens.”
by Obama has dih August 19, 2025
Get the Benjaminmug.