Definitions by Oatmeal trickster

Oatmeal trick 

When you pull a sick trick using oatmeal, like getting someone to say “thicker than a bowl of oatmeal” in court.

*Spectators chanting*
“Oatmeal trick! Oatmeal trick! Oatmeal trick!”
*Whips out oatmeal*
“WHOOOOOO”

Oatmeal trick by Oatmeal trickster October 16, 2022

Noodle the jerky 

Like doing an oatmeal trick, but with more carbs and protein.

“Hey man, wanna go noodle the jerky?”
“Yes! I was getting tired of oatmeal tricks.”

Noodle the jerky by Oatmeal trickster October 16, 2022