2 definitions by OUCIBS (Oxford University Cunts in Blazers Society)

This is a dingleberry, aka a sailor caught in the rigging or a chuggernaut, ie a mixture of shit and toilet paper left lurking in your anal crack or clinging to your arse cress after shitting. It can only be removed with bare fingers.
Penelope was such good friends with Christian, she even picked off his ass maggots for him.
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