Definitions by OJ Simpso

sigma juices

sweat and filth forming an ooze-like substance from lack of showering and personal hygiene

"Oh man, i got sigma juices all over my chair!"
"erm, what the sigma?"

A state of paralysis caused from too much gooning.

"What's wrong with that guy?"
"Someone call a doctor! He's in goontosis!"

goontosis by OJ Simpso February 7, 2024