goontosis

A state of paralysis caused from too much gooning.
"What's wrong with that guy?"
"Someone call a doctor! He's in goontosis!"
by OJ Simpso February 7, 2024
mugGet the goontosismug.

sigma juices

sweat and filth forming an ooze-like substance from lack of showering and personal hygiene
"Oh man, i got sigma juices all over my chair!"
"erm, what the sigma?"
by OJ Simpso May 19, 2024
mugGet the sigma juicesmug.

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