Nutzen YerMouf's definitions
Imaginary and non-existent pseudo-currency that is worthless on its own until you can convince some douche bag to buy it from you and trade it for actual currency or goods. Can be defeated by an electrical outage, hard drive failure, or just a low volume of other people trading their Bitcoins at the same time.
Randy said, "I went to buy coffee with my Bitcoins the other day and it took three hours for the transaction to be approved. I was late for work because of that and the coffee was fucking cold."
Adam replied, "I kept my Bitcoins on my phone. I bought them at $18,000 a piece thinking I could make real money with it but the price keeps tanking and going all over the place.... then someone stole my fucking phone."
Jake laughed, "hahaha, can I loan you a few dollars?"
Adam replied, "I kept my Bitcoins on my phone. I bought them at $18,000 a piece thinking I could make real money with it but the price keeps tanking and going all over the place.... then someone stole my fucking phone."
Jake laughed, "hahaha, can I loan you a few dollars?"
by Nutzen YerMouf March 7, 2018
Get the Bitcoinmug. Eli couldn't afford coke, so he stole his brother's Ritalin. He crushed it up and made some poor man's cocaine.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018
Get the poor man's cocainemug. Charlie was in his 90's, but he stilled like laying his testicles across his wife's face and giving her a droopy tea bag.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 4, 2018
Get the droopy tea bagmug. Origin: Latin nasus, nose
adjective: telenasic
The psychic ability to smell something without being physically present to smell it.
adjective: telenasic
The psychic ability to smell something without being physically present to smell it.
1) Frank had the telenasus ability. He could watch a porn on his computer, focus intently on the woman's vagina, and use his telenasic ability to smell the vagina. He loved it most of the time, but sometimes the woman in the porn was not so fresh smelling or he would catch a whiff of penis or anus.
2) Johnny hated having telenasus. Someone on the other side of his office could fart and he would be able to smell it. When watched TV he has to put nose plugs because whenever the actors would be in an area that stank, Johnny could smell it. Every dumpster, every rank body that hadn't showered and spent all day under hot lights, all of it. He knows which actors don't brush their teeth and which ones need to wash their balls more. It was a curse.
2) Johnny hated having telenasus. Someone on the other side of his office could fart and he would be able to smell it. When watched TV he has to put nose plugs because whenever the actors would be in an area that stank, Johnny could smell it. Every dumpster, every rank body that hadn't showered and spent all day under hot lights, all of it. He knows which actors don't brush their teeth and which ones need to wash their balls more. It was a curse.
by Nutzen YerMouf May 10, 2018
Get the telenasusmug. She's not ugly, she would be beautiful in a trailer park and that is just about it.
Vanessa could have any man in the trailer park (and just about has), she is trailer park pretty.
Vanessa could have any man in the trailer park (and just about has), she is trailer park pretty.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 8, 2018
Get the trailer park prettymug. by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017
Get the squattelmug. Verb: Boxerballing
When you lay in bed at night with your hands in your boxer shorts playing with your testicles.
When you lay in bed at night with your hands in your boxer shorts playing with your testicles.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017
Get the boxerballmug.