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Jane was hoping to run in to her ex-boyfriend at the party tonight. She was in need of a little bit of ex-ual intercourse.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018
Get the ex-ual intercourse mug.The guy in the porno movie bent over causing the three guys to bust out laughing.
"Look at that nasty berry bush," Ed said.
In a moment of realization, Frank said, "Three dudes watching a porno together commenting on a guys ass is kind of gay."
"Shut up Frank, I see vag!"
"Look at that nasty berry bush," Ed said.
In a moment of realization, Frank said, "Three dudes watching a porno together commenting on a guys ass is kind of gay."
"Shut up Frank, I see vag!"
by Nutzen YerMouf February 15, 2018
Get the berry bush mug.Jesse asked, "So she gave you a blumpkin?"
Adam answered, "Blumpkin, no. I was full on liquid shit, it was a blosquirt."
Jesse replied, "She is a nasty bitch."
Adam stated, "She got some on her chin, that stuff was spraying out all pressurized. From both my dick and my ass. A regular squirt and spurt."
Adam answered, "Blumpkin, no. I was full on liquid shit, it was a blosquirt."
Jesse replied, "She is a nasty bitch."
Adam stated, "She got some on her chin, that stuff was spraying out all pressurized. From both my dick and my ass. A regular squirt and spurt."
by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018
Get the blosquirt mug.1) When a school or mass shooting happens in America it will always be by a person that identifies with conservative ideology - Minus Exception A.
2) Conservative media will always attempt to associate the shooter with Bernie Sanders, Hillary Clinton, or some other prominent person with liberal leaning ideology; often quoting the Twitter account of another person with the same name as the shooter.
3) Pictures will exist of the shooter wearing a MAGA hat or draping themselves with a confederate flag - Minus Exception A.
4) If someone stopped the shooter with a gun, conservatives will always complain about the lack of coverage on the news no matter how much coverage the news gives it.
Exception A) Shooters targeting politicians are excluded from the rule.
2) Conservative media will always attempt to associate the shooter with Bernie Sanders, Hillary Clinton, or some other prominent person with liberal leaning ideology; often quoting the Twitter account of another person with the same name as the shooter.
3) Pictures will exist of the shooter wearing a MAGA hat or draping themselves with a confederate flag - Minus Exception A.
4) If someone stopped the shooter with a gun, conservatives will always complain about the lack of coverage on the news no matter how much coverage the news gives it.
Exception A) Shooters targeting politicians are excluded from the rule.
Mike said, "Did you hear about that school shooting? I bet it was some libtard Antifa that dun' it."
Adam replied, "Jethro's Law, rule 1. He was most certainly not a liberal ."
Mike said, "Horse shit! I saw a Breitbart headline that talked about a post of his on Twitter praising commie Bernie Sanders...."
Adam replied, "You mean from that guy 5 states away with the same name. Yeah, I actually looked the guy up. Two different people. Here, I found a picture of him wearing a confederate flag like a cape and sporting a MAGA hat."
Adam replied, "Jethro's Law, rule 1. He was most certainly not a liberal ."
Mike said, "Horse shit! I saw a Breitbart headline that talked about a post of his on Twitter praising commie Bernie Sanders...."
Adam replied, "You mean from that guy 5 states away with the same name. Yeah, I actually looked the guy up. Two different people. Here, I found a picture of him wearing a confederate flag like a cape and sporting a MAGA hat."
by Nutzen YerMouf May 15, 2018
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When you lay in bed at night with your hands in your boxer shorts playing with your testicles.
When you lay in bed at night with your hands in your boxer shorts playing with your testicles.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017
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Get the whore shit mug.She's not ugly, she would be beautiful in a trailer park and that is just about it.
Vanessa could have any man in the trailer park (and just about has), she is trailer park pretty.
Vanessa could have any man in the trailer park (and just about has), she is trailer park pretty.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 8, 2018
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