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tickanaled

When you tickle someone but accidentally stick your finger in their anus
Billy was tickling Tommy and tickanaled him. Billy kind of laughed, but Tommy felt violated. The rest of us are wondering why they were tickling each other naked.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 8, 2017
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Mississippi brown hole

Secret gay anal sex between a prominent politician or religious leader who publicly opposes homosexuality
Pastor Mark gave a huge speech about the horrors of homosexuality. Later that day he was caught giving the Mississippi brown hole to a gay prostitute.
by Nutzen YerMouf May 12, 2018
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ball milking

Stroking of the penis for the purpose of getting semen out.
Jane loved the taste of semen. So when Roland came over later that night, she placed the tip of his big black cock on her lips and began ball milking him. Nothing like drinking straight from the udder.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018
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junior-trumphair

A style of hair where the hair is slicked back and greasy looking. Often worn by douchedicks while they are on national television railing against fake news.
His junior-trumphair made him look ridiculous.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017
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dick 'er bun

Redneck way of saying "have anal sex with her".
"I don't know Billy Bob," Cletus said, "but lately mine and the ol' ladies sex life hasn't been so good."
"dick 'er bun!" Billy Bob exclaimed.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018
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republikkklan

The political wing of the Klu Klux Klan. They pride themselves on creating laws that hurt women, calling neo-nazi's and white supremacists "Good People", secretly wearing bed sheets out at night, and pointing to the one black person they could convince to join them and saying, "See, we're not racist"
In 2016 the Republikkklan's got Donald Trump elected president.
by Nutzen YerMouf January 12, 2018
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Alabama pork pie

A sexual act involving brothers or cousins of a girl taking tuns having intercourse with her.
Three brothers watched their sister jump into the pond behind their house in her bathing suit.
The oldest brother, Jim-Bob, licked his lips and said, "Mmmm Mmmmm, we're gonna get some Alabama pork pie tonight."
by Nutzen YerMouf March 9, 2018
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