130 definitions by Nutzen YerMouf
" I forgot to whipe my ass after shitting today, now I have the analitch. Nothing worse than going to itch something and getting shit under your fingernails."
by Nutzen YerMouf March 15, 2018
The act of cutting up worn out items for reuse. A form of recycling, it involves modifying items and sometimes combining multiple items together to form a new item.
I had three pairs of shoes that were old and worn out. I modified them to create an awesome shornout purse.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017
by Nutzen YerMouf June 8, 2017
A metal hanger, usually kept in bathrooms, that is used to break up chunks of fecal matter that may plug the toilet.
"Brian! Brian! I plugged your guy's toilet up."
Brian responds, "Why didn't you use the poop hanger?"
"Poop hanger? What the fuck is that?"
Brian answers, " We keep it on the back of the toilet. You use it to break up large turds so the toilet doesn't plug up"
"That's fucking gross. Get a plunger like a normal person."
Brian responds, "Why didn't you use the poop hanger?"
"Poop hanger? What the fuck is that?"
Brian answers, " We keep it on the back of the toilet. You use it to break up large turds so the toilet doesn't plug up"
"That's fucking gross. Get a plunger like a normal person."
by Nutzen YerMouf February 27, 2018
Past tense: deudropped
Verb: deudropping
The excrement that rolls out of your pant leg when you walk and defecate at the same time. Usually done in public and requires a quick leg shake to clear the excrement from your pant leg.
Verb: deudropping
The excrement that rolls out of your pant leg when you walk and defecate at the same time. Usually done in public and requires a quick leg shake to clear the excrement from your pant leg.
Nick wanted to mess with his friends, so he cut a hole in his pants pocket and bought some milk duds. Later on, when he was with his friends, he grunted, shook his leg, and let a milk dud go. "Oh man! you just deudropped" one of them yelled.
Jose had to poop really bad. He casually walked through the Victoria's Secret store, shook his leg under a clothes rack, and let a deudrop go. The perfect stealth deudrop.
Jose had to poop really bad. He casually walked through the Victoria's Secret store, shook his leg under a clothes rack, and let a deudrop go. The perfect stealth deudrop.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 9, 2017
Immigrants from shithole nations are bringing guns, drugs, they are sending rapists, and some people from shithole nations I assume are good people
by Nutzen YerMouf January 12, 2018
A simple minded person that insists that all people in the United States except the indigenous population are immigrants. Such a philosophy ignores the fact that the ancestors of the indigenous population also migrated here, and the word immigrant literally does not apply to those born in the location where they live.
Some immidouche on Urban Dictionary defined immigrant as "What every inhabitant of the USA is, except the Native Americans." Clearly this fucker doesn't know what immigrant means or where the indigenous population of the United States came from.
It is hard to be a defender of immigration to our country when many of its defenders are immidouches making up bull shit feel good statements that show their lack of knowledge. Please stop the contrived platitudes and argue your position using facts instead of inaccurate bullshit.
It is hard to be a defender of immigration to our country when many of its defenders are immidouches making up bull shit feel good statements that show their lack of knowledge. Please stop the contrived platitudes and argue your position using facts instead of inaccurate bullshit.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 3, 2018