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An intern that has been passed around the office for sex. Usually refers to a political intern for a government official.
"Wow, she is hot!" said the gentleman from the Texas representative.
"She's an intern pincushion so have at 'er," his republikkklan friend responded.
"She's an intern pincushion so have at 'er," his republikkklan friend responded.
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Get the bloody beef mug.An unusually erect penis. It is typically painful and the afflicted is brought to the edge of ejaculation but cannot quite attain release. Frequently followed by a severe case of blue balls.
Gordy stated, "I knew I shouldn't have worn these silk boxers today. My dick keeps rubbing against it and it's making me hard."
Fred replied, "I know what you mean. When I wore my wife's underwear to work last week, feeling that silk rub up against my dick, I got a full blown bonerectus. I had to run to the bathroom and beat it off and I still got blue balls from it."
Gordy replied with disgust, "That was you that got that shit allover the toilet seat? Damn, I sat in that. I had fucking pop-tart poop come on and plopped my ass down just in time only to realize I had semen on my mother fucking ass."
Fred replied, "I know what you mean. When I wore my wife's underwear to work last week, feeling that silk rub up against my dick, I got a full blown bonerectus. I had to run to the bathroom and beat it off and I still got blue balls from it."
Gordy replied with disgust, "That was you that got that shit allover the toilet seat? Damn, I sat in that. I had fucking pop-tart poop come on and plopped my ass down just in time only to realize I had semen on my mother fucking ass."
by Nutzen YerMouf March 9, 2018
Get the bonerectus mug.Camel toe on an old woman.
When an old woman wears tight skimpy shorts or yoga pants giving her a camel toe.
Typical style of cougars and senile old women.
When an old woman wears tight skimpy shorts or yoga pants giving her a camel toe.
Typical style of cougars and senile old women.
For Gertrude's 72nd birthday party she wore her skin tight leggings to help show off her assets. Maybe tonight she will get that nice handsome boy from the college to come home with her.
She arrived at the party and started hitting on the college boy, making obscene gestures with her lips. When she pointed down to her droopy camel, the college boy threw up a little bit in his mouth.
She arrived at the party and started hitting on the college boy, making obscene gestures with her lips. When she pointed down to her droopy camel, the college boy threw up a little bit in his mouth.
by Nutzen YerMouf January 19, 2018
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That piece of white trash is whining about student loan forgiveness, but said nothing about the $125,000 government loan her parents got forgiven.
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Get the White Trash mug.So named due to the long-standing and overused joke about eating taco bell and having diarrhea, the taco bell joke has become a staple of every uncreative comedian everywhere.
"Why did the chicken cross the road?" was the original taco bell joke.
Jokes about all male parties being sausage fests are taco bell jokes.
Most jokes about your wife, women in general, and your momma being so fat have become taco bell jokes due to their lack of originality and their popularity.
"Why did the chicken cross the road?" was the original taco bell joke.
Jokes about all male parties being sausage fests are taco bell jokes.
Most jokes about your wife, women in general, and your momma being so fat have become taco bell jokes due to their lack of originality and their popularity.
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Get the taco bell joke mug.Jane was hoping to run in to her ex-boyfriend at the party tonight. She was in need of a little bit of ex-ual intercourse.
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