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Definitions by Number one Shrek Stan 69

Rump Roasted 

When your rizzy sigma grandchildren put on you seat heater in the Shrek mobile and you burn your gyatt to the point where it turns into charcoal (yes you are made out of wood)
“AHHH MY ASS IS BURNING WHO DID THIS, I’VE BEEN RUMP ROASTED!!!!!!”
When your favorite baby sugar daddy Shrek gives you hickies all over your face to the point where it looks like you have freckles. Just hope they don’t swell up.

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“Ohh~ daddy give me a Shreckle… You always do it so good!”

“Oh no, my shreckle from last night turned purple!”