Definitions by Number J

patterson 

noun

A person who is often commanded to take on impossible tasks against their will. Famous example includes Lt. Patterson from the "Medal of Honor" franchise who is commanded to single-handedly defeat the Nazi war machine.

Patterson, take out that tank!

patterson by Number J July 21, 2008

cool beans 

The first of a series of unnecessary and over-used catch-phrases when something happens to one's liking. The list goes as follows: Cool beans! Hot ice! Stolen diamonds! Pistol-packin' granny! Sinister Minister!

The "c" can also be stuttered to enhance the effect.

C-c-c-c-c-cool beans!

cool beans by Number J June 6, 2005

shaq fu 

Life-time obsession of King Edwards. Also wields countless imaginary sequels in King Edwards' inferior limbless mind.

Super Shaq Fu Turbo 13: The Battle that Destroyed the Universe

Super Shaq Fu Turbo 14: Rise from the Grave, Everyone Returns

shaq fu by Number J May 30, 2005