1 definition by Novelty Turd

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The act of taking a crap in someones kettle, then boiling it.
Person 1: Dude this coffee tastes like shit

Person 2: Of course it does, i left a coffee bean in your kettle, why would you drink that you dumb fuck

Person 1: I was wondering what that smell in my kitchen for the last 3 days was

Person 2: Yer you should have smelt it when i first boiled it, i nearly died
by Novelty Turd November 22, 2007
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