1 definition by Notwhomstyouthink
bingle is the sound of the bell that rings when ding dong someone's opinion is wrong. Used when you want to let someone know they are incorrect
wrong friend: puppies suck!
correct friend: my dear friend, it appears that in your testimony of the perspective that you have on the current scenario, that I found a contradiction between both of our standpoints regarding the quality of the subject in question, Therefore, it is with modesty that I must announce that through a logical deduction that this contradiction should not and thereby must not exist, the perspective that you have chosen to standby is deemed invalid. Bingle.
correct friend: my dear friend, it appears that in your testimony of the perspective that you have on the current scenario, that I found a contradiction between both of our standpoints regarding the quality of the subject in question, Therefore, it is with modesty that I must announce that through a logical deduction that this contradiction should not and thereby must not exist, the perspective that you have chosen to standby is deemed invalid. Bingle.
by Notwhomstyouthink March 17, 2018