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Definitions by NotKeiraScheyAtAll!!!!!

Tommy Mcdonagh 

Long haired hottie who is commonly mistaken as Rapunzel with a bucket hat. Tommy has a dog Fiona who everyone loves. We all love Fiona. One of Tommy’s favorite pastimes is to kick his feet up in the air and twirl his hair.
Person 1: “This guy is such a Tommy Mcdonagh”
Person 2: “For real bro really fine as hell
Person 1: “Ong my bro”

Guilhermina 

Person: “Hey Guilhermina”
Guilhermina: “Fuck me *moans*”
Person: 😨😰😥😓 *runs away in horror* *falls on knees* *screams for help*

Keira Schey 

Keira Schey is the. Hottest. Woman alive. Everyone is in Love with Keira. I’m in love with Keira.
1. I’m in love with Keira Schey.
2. Keira Schey is the hottest woman on earth