Not-Jimmy's definitions

NO

The most powerful word of all time. If anyone uses it... then... well... lets not get into that yet...

Random pedo: hey kid get in my van, it has a tonnnn of treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeets *chuckle chuckle*
Jimmy: ermmmm idk if i should listen to youuuuuuuuuuu...... lemme ask mommy.
Random pedo: WAIT WAIT WAIT you don't have to get ur mommy... just get in, i promise i wont close the back doors.
Jimmy: oh its ok I don't have to go get her! She's right here!
Jimmy's mommy: *appears out of thin air* What is it my little Jimmy Wimmy?
Jimmy: This guy asked me if I would like to get in his van! What should I say?
Jimmy's mommy: Oh, thats easy just get in the van and use your gun!
Jimmy: Oh, right! I forgor.. srry mommy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Random pedo: Wtf just happened?
Jimmy and His mommy: *both breath in deeply*
Random pedo: Wait... you wouldn't say the word... would you?
Jimmy and His mommy: *keep breathing in*
Random pedo: WAIT WAIT DON'T SAY IT PLEASE *gets on his knees*
Jimmy and His mommy: *stop breathing in* "NO"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*A shockwave reverberates around the earth**earth and all of the universe implode and disappear*

by Not-Jimmy December 18, 2024