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Meetali

Meetali: Meetali is a sexy badass chick that boys fall in love with and follow everywhere. She’s so chic that people can’t take their eyes off her. She has a certain sparkle that’s rare and she is full of kindness. She’s mature and understanding. She’s also giving as long as you don’t annoy her. She’s ambiverted and loves to equally talk and listen. If you want to get a Meetali’s attention, you need to be kind and patient. She will like you only if you have common sense. She’s also a leader and super skilled at what she does.

All we need in life is more Meetalis. Having a Meetali in your life is more rare than winning a super bowl lottery. You can win a super bowl lottery if you have a Meetali in your life. Damn, she’s so chic, she’s such a Meetali.

by Not the real Jony Ive November 25, 2021