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Emily

Emily’s are pretty, but annoying.

They are kinda stupid, but hot. They eat a lot, but they’re not fat. Juicy b00bs and a big butt, it’s great! But nobody dates her because she’s an idiot.

Logan: “Oh, hey, there’s Emily! She’s so hot!”
Jack: “Did you see her walk into a wall yesterday?”

by Not an Emily March 3, 2024