Not Your Local Drug Dealer's definitions

Girlfriend

Something you will never have.

"Father, I have gotten my girlfriend pregnant. What should I do? She wants to keep it."
"Son, it's time I teach you about condoms. I never taught you, seeing as I believed your face would be enough protection."

by Not Your Local Drug Dealer October 1, 2020

Fart Dominance

When you fart louder than someone else or simply have the power and unspoken confidence to let one rip, loudly and proudly. Therefore, establishing dominance above all else in the room, who are too embarrassed to embrace the holy cloud of stank.

Guy 1: Dude, yesterday I did the hugest fart and established fart dominance over my cousins while they were over.
Guy 2: WTF

by Not Your Local Drug Dealer January 16, 2022

AAAAAAAAAA

the sound you make when u stub ur toe

{Stubs toe}
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAA

by Not Your Local Drug Dealer December 5, 2020