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When you really need to poop and are in the car, opening your front door, etc. and you feel as if the turd is beginning to force its way out. This may actually be happening or just a sign that it will if you don't get to the toilet fast enough.
"Mom, please hurry up!"
"I'm at the speed limit, Fred! What could be so important that you would risk casualties?"
"Please, I've got a turtlehead poking out, Mom!"
"Urgh, Fred..."
"I'm at the speed limit, Fred! What could be so important that you would risk casualties?"
"Please, I've got a turtlehead poking out, Mom!"
"Urgh, Fred..."
by Not Your Local Drug Dealer August 15, 2021
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Guy 1: Dude, yesterday I did the hugest fart and established fart dominance over my cousins while they were over.
Guy 2: WTF
Guy 2: WTF
by Not Your Local Drug Dealer January 16, 2022
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"Son, it's time I teach you about condoms. I never taught you, seeing as I believed your face would be enough protection."
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by Not Your Local Drug Dealer October 1, 2020
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