Definitions by Not Your Local Drug Dealer
end my misery
A. What you say when you say/do something embarrassing in public.
B. Something you say because you actually want to die and it's a signal for help but everyone think it's a joke
B. Something you say because you actually want to die and it's a signal for help but everyone think it's a joke
A. Random Guy: waves
Me: waves back and then realises it wasn't for me
Also me: end my misery
B. Me: end my misery
Everyone else: lol
Me: tHaNkS fOr ThE eMoTiOnAl SuPpOrT
Me: waves back and then realises it wasn't for me
Also me: end my misery
B. Me: end my misery
Everyone else: lol
Me: tHaNkS fOr ThE eMoTiOnAl SuPpOrT
end my misery by Not Your Local Drug Dealer December 6, 2020
AAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAA by Not Your Local Drug Dealer December 5, 2020
Girlfriend
"Father, I have gotten my girlfriend pregnant. What should I do? She wants to keep it."
"Son, it's time I teach you about condoms. I never taught you, seeing as I believed your face would be enough protection."
"Son, it's time I teach you about condoms. I never taught you, seeing as I believed your face would be enough protection."
Girlfriend by Not Your Local Drug Dealer October 1, 2020