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awkward convo 

conversations over texts that consists a lot of the πŸ˜‚ emoji and texts like "wyd" "nmu" "nothing #loner4lifeπŸ˜‚" "haha sameeeeπŸ˜‚" ...don't act like you don't know what I am talking about
person 1: heeyyyy you were texting Jake?(;
person 2: yeah but it was just like awkward convos

dress debate 

This debate is over a dress posted by a man as an eye test. You either see the dress as white and gold, or blue and black. There's so much argument and debate and the Internet is losing is over this dress!!!
guy 1: It's white and gold, obviously
guy 2: Are you freaking color blind orrrr??
guy 1: no man. It's white and gold but the whole dress debate is stupid anyway.
guy 2: I know right the Internet is going absolutely insane.

5th grade dating 

10-11 year olds who are so desperate and impatient with love. 5th grade dating is when two children think it is a necessity to be in a relationship. This relationship consists in saying "I love you" over text and waving to each other in the hallway. That's it.
5th grader: OMG I love my boyfriend so much he is my everything!
Logical teen: kid you're 5th grade dating...calm down