Person 1: Man, my doorhandle keeps squeaking. Obnoxiously. I need to do something about it.
Person 2: Spray some parrot's piss on it.
Person 1: Why didn't I think of that?
Person 2: Spray some parrot's piss on it.
Person 1: Why didn't I think of that?
by Not Mera April 01, 2020