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Noun. (pl. Eskimuffi) A cold, unused muff. When one's (female participants only) vaginal area is underused for so long it often leads to cold temperatures, thus forming an Eskimuff. This condition is most common in Elderly women, frigid girls and children not in the vacinity of a member of "The List".
"Hey nan! How's the Eskimuff?!"
"Shut it. You're so frigid you have an eskimuff"
"Be careful at school today, you best come home with a Eskimuff still or I shall be having words with Mr Glitter"
"Shut it. You're so frigid you have an eskimuff"
"Be careful at school today, you best come home with a Eskimuff still or I shall be having words with Mr Glitter"
by Not Max Biddlestone November 14, 2011
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