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Definitions by Nosefuckers Incorporated

pubic stare 

The constant, unblinking, stare of the "one-eyed monster" (penis) when it is standing at attention (erect).
In my previous life as a nudist, I would pass girls, and give them the ole "pubic stare" inspection - much like a dog sniffs another dog's ass. A man must be free!

rhinonasty 

(AKA "Nosejob"). When you are plowing someone in the nostril, blow your load, and they spit it out their mouth.
"This chick i was bangin' the other night had a wicked hot nose, so i had to give her the ole' rhinonasty!"
(AKA "rhinonasty"). When you are plowing someone in the nostril, blow your load, and they spit it out their mouth.
"This chick I was bangin' the other night had wicked hot flared gaping nostrils, running with snot. So she gave me a nosejob!"